And here we go...
Kacie B gets a one on one date. They go to a deserted island. Just Ben, Kacie, and a production crew of 25. They talk about being completely secluded and how they are going to survive. Tom Hanks would have been so disappointed. She gets the rose because Kacie says she likes to grocery shop, and no guy likes to do that (am i right fellas, huh? huh?) I suck.
So the group date takes the gang into the Panamanian rainforest and they end up in Leepo Leepo (anyone who gets this reference gets a round of applause from me). The girls are surprised to see that the native children immediately run inside upon seeing them arrive at the shores of their village. This is in no way a surprise to me, as God only knows what diseases these broads are running around with. All the girls are shocked when Baby Voice decides to "basically" go topless with the exception of the traditional garb the tribe wears. The rest of the ladies are shocked and appalled by her tactics. I don't understand how these other girls don't realize that guys like whores (not this guy though). Flash the goods and a guy will give you attention. Its been this way since the cavemen.
Desperate for more attention, Baby Voice tells Ben what room she is in and then jumps in the pool when Jamie is talking with Ben and mentions in passing that she thinks she is getting sent home because of Baby Voice's antics. She's right.
Emily expresses her love for the Chief of Leepo Leepo to lighten the mood instead of talking about her issues with Baby Voice. Good call. It's gonna allow her to survive to the next week I would bet. Emily then attempts to reconcile her differences and the word "respect" is thrown around a lot. Baby Voice then says she didn't want to "bend over and take it up the tail pipe". Nice Liar Liar reference. Linzdi gets the group date rose because, I don't really no why she gets it. This show is turning my brain to mush.
Baby Voice is seen in her room putting make up on and hoping Ben shows up. She talks about how she has been mistreated over the years by men, and Ben never shows. If a guy spit in this girl's face, it wouldn't be enough mistreatment.
The 2 on 1 date is a salsa lesson with Ben, Man Face and Bangs. The Peanut is sitting next to me on the couch up to this point after getting back from her run. She is starting to smell a little ripe at this point just adding to my misery. Man Face's stripping past is making Bangs nervous. Man Face breaks down during some one on one time and commiserates over never getting a true one on one date. She shows Ben her scrapbook she has been making over the course of their "journey" together. It's a despicable array of magazine clippings and construction paper. It was bad, real bad. I think Man Face's over dramatic bull shit, terrible use of a glue stick and safety scissors, and trashy tattoos sealed her fate, and she is sent packing from the 2 on 1.
Paris Hilton and the rest of the girls get a visit from Chris Harrison. He must be getting paid overtime since he had to pop in on the ladies outside of the cocktail party/rose ceremony. He pulls Paris aside to chat about her love life in the US, Michael. The nosey bitches watch through the glass as Chris confronts Paris and she backpedals and side steps like a true champ. She then says "maybe I should be in therapy". Is rain wet....
Therapist Harrison suggests having a chat with Ben and how she does't want to be in love with Michael, but she is. This is Harrison's lame ass attempt to make right what he fucked up so badly with Bentley and Ashley. Harrison sits there making her confess to Ben her other love like a father who makes his kid take the candy bar back to the 7/11 after they stole it. Paris has a total meltdown on national tv to get a little more air time before Ben tells her to go home. Ben tries his best contemplative gaze on the balcony while Paris wheezes in the stairwell. ABC and the producers made her leave in such a rush they didn't even let her put shoes on. She continues her childish theatrics in the minivan. Anyone else not seeing any tears fall out of her eyes, she just looked greasy.
Jamie tries to make up for lost time and be aggressive by straddling Ben and making out, while insinuating she wants to do him. She also talks to much and is a prude. She is trying to act like the girl in the movies who is the ugly duckling, but takes her glasses off and voila, is hot. This ploy will not work. Too slutty, too late.
Anyway, quick wrap up, Man Face, Paris, and Jamie (the one who could not keep the attention of Ben while Baby Voice was in the pool) are sent packing.
This leaves:
Nicki (who skates by while be invisible the whole episode)
Baby Voice
Emily the Tattletale
Lindzi (already had rose)
Kacie (already had a rose)
Bangs (already had a rose)
Next week the gang heads to Belize.
Cheers until next week,
Bobbaganoosh
Kacie B gets a one on one date. They go to a deserted island. Just Ben, Kacie, and a production crew of 25. They talk about being completely secluded and how they are going to survive. Tom Hanks would have been so disappointed. She gets the rose because Kacie says she likes to grocery shop, and no guy likes to do that (am i right fellas, huh? huh?) I suck.
So the group date takes the gang into the Panamanian rainforest and they end up in Leepo Leepo (anyone who gets this reference gets a round of applause from me). The girls are surprised to see that the native children immediately run inside upon seeing them arrive at the shores of their village. This is in no way a surprise to me, as God only knows what diseases these broads are running around with. All the girls are shocked when Baby Voice decides to "basically" go topless with the exception of the traditional garb the tribe wears. The rest of the ladies are shocked and appalled by her tactics. I don't understand how these other girls don't realize that guys like whores (not this guy though). Flash the goods and a guy will give you attention. Its been this way since the cavemen.
Desperate for more attention, Baby Voice tells Ben what room she is in and then jumps in the pool when Jamie is talking with Ben and mentions in passing that she thinks she is getting sent home because of Baby Voice's antics. She's right.
Emily expresses her love for the Chief of Leepo Leepo to lighten the mood instead of talking about her issues with Baby Voice. Good call. It's gonna allow her to survive to the next week I would bet. Emily then attempts to reconcile her differences and the word "respect" is thrown around a lot. Baby Voice then says she didn't want to "bend over and take it up the tail pipe". Nice Liar Liar reference. Linzdi gets the group date rose because, I don't really no why she gets it. This show is turning my brain to mush.
Baby Voice is seen in her room putting make up on and hoping Ben shows up. She talks about how she has been mistreated over the years by men, and Ben never shows. If a guy spit in this girl's face, it wouldn't be enough mistreatment.
The 2 on 1 date is a salsa lesson with Ben, Man Face and Bangs. The Peanut is sitting next to me on the couch up to this point after getting back from her run. She is starting to smell a little ripe at this point just adding to my misery. Man Face's stripping past is making Bangs nervous. Man Face breaks down during some one on one time and commiserates over never getting a true one on one date. She shows Ben her scrapbook she has been making over the course of their "journey" together. It's a despicable array of magazine clippings and construction paper. It was bad, real bad. I think Man Face's over dramatic bull shit, terrible use of a glue stick and safety scissors, and trashy tattoos sealed her fate, and she is sent packing from the 2 on 1.
Paris Hilton and the rest of the girls get a visit from Chris Harrison. He must be getting paid overtime since he had to pop in on the ladies outside of the cocktail party/rose ceremony. He pulls Paris aside to chat about her love life in the US, Michael. The nosey bitches watch through the glass as Chris confronts Paris and she backpedals and side steps like a true champ. She then says "maybe I should be in therapy". Is rain wet....
Therapist Harrison suggests having a chat with Ben and how she does't want to be in love with Michael, but she is. This is Harrison's lame ass attempt to make right what he fucked up so badly with Bentley and Ashley. Harrison sits there making her confess to Ben her other love like a father who makes his kid take the candy bar back to the 7/11 after they stole it. Paris has a total meltdown on national tv to get a little more air time before Ben tells her to go home. Ben tries his best contemplative gaze on the balcony while Paris wheezes in the stairwell. ABC and the producers made her leave in such a rush they didn't even let her put shoes on. She continues her childish theatrics in the minivan. Anyone else not seeing any tears fall out of her eyes, she just looked greasy.
Jamie tries to make up for lost time and be aggressive by straddling Ben and making out, while insinuating she wants to do him. She also talks to much and is a prude. She is trying to act like the girl in the movies who is the ugly duckling, but takes her glasses off and voila, is hot. This ploy will not work. Too slutty, too late.
Anyway, quick wrap up, Man Face, Paris, and Jamie (the one who could not keep the attention of Ben while Baby Voice was in the pool) are sent packing.
This leaves:
Nicki (who skates by while be invisible the whole episode)
Baby Voice
Emily the Tattletale
Lindzi (already had rose)
Kacie (already had a rose)
Bangs (already had a rose)
Next week the gang heads to Belize.
Cheers until next week,
Bobbaganoosh
