I'm not a religious man, and consider myself a skeptic for the most part. I say "Jesus Christ", "Goddamnit", and all the other heathen phrases that will send me to eternal damnation. Whatever, at least im not an idiot who pisses his money away.
Bart Centre, an atheist from Alstead, New Hampshire, started Eternal Eath-Bound Pets, a service for when the Rapture comes, he will take care of your pet for a very fair $135. And if you have multiple pets, its only $20 per additional pet. What a deal! What is the phrase...."Hell hath no fury like God's scorn for those who rip others off"? The sad thing is, this douche has already had almost 260 people sign up for his services. Whatever, at least the little guy in the picture below is all good...
In related news, FamilyRadio.com, the people who made the prediction 9 years ago that the Rapture would take place on May 21, 2011, have had over 100 MILLION DOLLARS donated to their cause over the past 9 years to place over 5,000 billboards up and spread their message. God, there are a lot of stupid people out there. They obviously didn't use any of the money to build a great website, look at this piece of shit. Looks like something I designed in that pedophile Mr. Johnson's 7th grade Tech Ed class.
Whatever, I'm done ranting for the day. Good luck this weekend with God's Giant Vacuum Cleaner.
Cheers,
Bobbganoosh
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