Well, we all survived the Rapture thanks to the events that took place in the picture above. I found it on the internet, so it has to be true. 6 PM rolled around Saturday night, and when i didnt see a wave from Lake Erie heading toward the putting green at Pine Hills, I breathed a huge sigh of relief. Here is my biggest problem with the whole thing...As a member of society, I can't call in a bomb threat to my office building without getting arrested, so why can this asshole from FamilyRadio.com say that the rapture/end of the world is coming, and have nothing happen to him? Additionally, he collects over $100 million in donations, and nothing happens, where is all that cash now? A true Christian would return the funds, but no chance in hell that happens. Pun Intended.
For all 8 people that actually still watch SNL, this past weekend was worth the watch. My boy, J Timberlake hosted with Gaga as the musical guest. Almost all the classic Timberlake skits were in effect: Bring it on down to (insert cause)ville, The Barry Gibb Talk Show (complete with a hilarious Jimmy Fallon), and of course a new SNL Digital Short. It brought back our favorite chin strap donning, 90's suit wearing boys famous for sticking their junk in boxes, and banging each others mom's. This time they taught us some very important life lessons. First, "The Golden Rule", which states that it's not gay, when its in a three-way. Next, nothing sets the mood like some Bartles and James or Alluze. Finally, and most importantly if you are looking to impress a chick, helicopter dick.
The video can be seen here.
Hope everyone had a great weekend, and is looking forward to a nice long one upcoming.
Cheers,
Bobbaganoosh
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