Don't worry, he has receipts for all of those.
Yesterday the second domino fell, as Terrelle Pryor bitched out and had his lawyer deliver a one sentence statement that his tenure at The Ohio State University was over. This should come as no surprise to anyone (as I had been saying since the Tressel resignation that I thought he would never put on the Scarlet and Gray again). As the wise Craig Vild stated yesterday, to call Pryor's flameout from Columbus "Clarett-esque" is to do a disservice to Mo. At least he brought us a National Championship....
Cyrus the Virus beared many similarities to TP2
In other flameout, douchebag news, Tiger Woods announced he would not be playing in this year's US Open at the regal Congressional Country Club in Bethesda, MD due to a lingering injury to his twice repaired knee and achilles that he allegedly injured on an awkward shot in the third round of the Masters this year. Bobbaganoosh's brother knew 3 weeks ago that TW would not be playing in the "toughest examination of the players' golf games" they face all year. Tiger's injury is much worse than he is leading us to believe. It is my belief that he needs another season ending surgery (possibly to repair both knees). The injuries, along with his constant swing tinkering, and lack of strange ass are all creating the perfect storm that has lead to him dropping to 15th in the World Golf Rankings.
Does anyone else see the outlier here?
The Tribe ended their 5 game slide last night by beating the Twins 1-0 behind solid pitching from Carlos Carrasco and some surprisingly good defense. As their lead in the AL Central has dwindled to a mere 1.5 game lead over the Tigers, they need to get back on track, and in my humble opinion, make some line up changes. Chisenhunt should get a shot at 3rd, LaPorta should be riding pine, and if Santana does not become more productive on the offensive side, he should join LaPorta.
Finally, let's talk about Weiner. Anthony Weiner, that is. This dumbass sends pictures of his namesake to a pornstar who he then tried to keep quiet by asking her if she needed some PR help from people on his staff. This guy is all-time man. I know you were jealous that your brother, Jeremy Schaap was more famous than you, but Tweeting pictures of your dick to a woman who sucks them for a living is probably not the best way to draw attention to yourself. Just saying.
Jeremy Schaap is very disappointed in his brother.
I am also going to start a little section at the end of my posts called "Bobbaganoosh's Beer Corner", where I will make recommendations for beers that I have recently enjoyed, and are worth a try. Today's is Brooklyn Brewery's Summer Ale. Nice English Pale Ale with citrus notes, a slight taste of banana and a crisp finish.
Cheers,
Bobbaganoosh
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